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Woman pretends to be substitute teacher in order to berate children.Young man admits to police he tried to make love to a pony named Cheeky.

Teenage hiker rescued off the side of a mountain cliff in Canada after using AI to guide his route. Young man admits to police he tried to have sex with a pony named Cheeky. Woman pretended to be substitute teacher to go into class and berate children. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ – Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones – wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

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Woman injured by giant mechanical penis ride in Las Vegas. Russian spies are pooping in enemy toilets.

Whiskey will be distilled and aged in outer space for the first time. Russian spies are popping in the toilets of their enemies as a scare tactic. Woman files law suit after she is injured by giant mechanical penis ride at a Las Vegas bar. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ – Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones – wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

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Wife shoots husband for leaving his gun around the house. Vietnamese cat stealing ring arrested after stealing over 2,700 pets.

Wife, angry with husband for leaving his gun around the house, shoots him to, “teach him a lesson”. Vietnamese cat stealing ring arrested after stealing 2,700 pets from various neighborhoods in Ho Chi Minh City. Giant hairball removed from young woman’s stomach in India after eating her own hair for eleven years.

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Teacher fired for offering extra credit for cash donations. Pet cemetery is over capacity so please stop leaving your dead pets.

Iowa High School teacher fired for offering students extra credit for donating cash to her personal GoFundme. New Jersey man won the National Bigfoot Calling competition in New York. Abandoned pet cemetery caretaker asks public to please stop leaving their dead pets at the cemetery. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ – Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones – wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

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Florida mom abandons her four children to go on a 3 day cruise. Floridaman hit by a car while filming his haircut in the middle of a highway.

FLORIDA FRIDAY – Florida mom abandons her 4 children to go on a Carnival cruise. Young Floridaman hit by a car while filming Tiktok haircut challenge in the middle of the road. Family’s Disney vacation was ruined after 3 year old daughter finds a sex toy at the resort hotel. Florida woman transported to la ocal hospital to have meth extracted from insider her lady genitalia. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ – Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones – wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

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Fraternity suspended after forcing members to swallow live goldfish. Enjoy coffee with alpacas at this Serbian cafe.

College fraternity suspended after forcing members to swallow live goldfish. State of Tennessee failed to execute a lady by lethal injection twice. Cafe in Serbia allows enjoy coffee in the company of real alpacas. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ – Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones – wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

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Olympics approves a river crawling with crocodiles for rowing events. Prisons in Canada will distribute paper straws to inmates for safer snorting.

A river in Australia crawling with 500 crocodiles has been approves as an Olympics rowing venue for 2032. Sweden launches new campaign urging the elderly citizens to be ruder to scammers. Prisons in Canada will distribute paper straws to inmates for safer snorting of their narcotics.

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Toddler brought a loaded gun to daycare. Man crashed his truck into a store because he needed to use the bathroom.

Man destroys a home with a stolen tractor after his rival urinated on his family’s graves. Driver crashed truck through a Kroger grocery store in Texas because he needed to use the bathroom. Police investigating after toddler brings a loaded gun to a daycare.

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People are smoking cigs in order to quit vaping. Zombie lady bites part of a woman’s head off and spits it into a grate.

New study shows people are smoking cigarettes in order to quit vaping. Belgium has a big time laughing gas problem. Woman had a piece of her head bitten off by a stranger, who may be a zombie, in Seattle. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ – Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones – wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

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Floridaman strangles girlfriend after arguing about flatulence in bed. Florida woman throws vegan mayonnaise at a driver during road rage.

FLORIDA FRIDAY – After fleeing the police a Florida woman crashes into school bus with pipe bombs and other weapons in her car. Florida woman threw jar of vegan mayonnaise at another driver during a road rage incident. Floridaman pulls a gun on fire fighters that were trying to save him. Floridaman strangles his girlfriend after arguing about flatulence in bed. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ – Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones – wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

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