Weird AF News

The only daily weird news podcast

hosted by comedian jonesy!

Weird AF News

Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Florida.

Man threatens subway passengers with his pet rat. Japanese man arrested for defecating on her bike seat. Finland offers free vacations for people who want to be happiest. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.

Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you’ll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube – https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews – check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

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Man poops on bicycle seats to show affection. Finland offers free vacation to come learn happiness.

March 22, 2023

From beheadings to making copies, Taliban as office workers. Device let's you make out with insects.

March 21, 2023

Burglar steals vibrator after entering through a dog flap. Does Mozart's music stop crime?

March 20, 2023

The real Terminator is a Floridaman. Giant seaweed blob is about to retire in Florida.

March 17, 2023

Racist principal turns out to be a deepfake made by students. First octopus farm is causing alarm.

March 16, 2023

American smuggled marijuana into Jamaica because dumb. Robot Armageddon begins at Lowe's.

March 15, 2023

It's raining worms in China. Scientists discover possible nut allergy cure.

March 14, 2023

Anyone can be topless at Berlin public pools. Valentine's Day 2046 is now incoming asteroid day.

March 13, 2023

Threesome ends when Floridaman throws a brick. National Sugar Daddy Appreciation Day in Florida?

March 10, 2023

Don't make me impregnate ISIS women! Dolphin Dave in trouble for touching too many dolphins.

March 9, 2023

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Weird AF News

Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Florida.

Search Episodes

Man poops on bicycle seats to show affection. Finland offers free vacation to come learn happiness.

March 22, 2023

From beheadings to making copies, Taliban as office workers. Device let's you make out with insects.

March 21, 2023

Burglar steals vibrator after entering through a dog flap. Does Mozart's music stop crime?

March 20, 2023

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Leave a positive review of Weird AF News on your podcast player. It helps the show by raising it up in the ranks and that leads to exposure. And, the best part, Jonesy will probably read your review on the podcast.

"Weird AF news is great for starting my day on a positive note and also getting current news. I have been listening for a while but have enjoyed the daily news during the coronavirus so much I moved weird af news to the #1 position on my flash briefing playlist. (this is the highest of compliments from me, equivalent to ranking #1 on my myspace friends in 2001 above my bestfriend). I look forward to it everyday and even added the instagram and twitter accouts so I could get more Jonesy news! thanks for putting a smile on my face everyday.”

"Weird AF News is a podcast hosted by comedian Jonesy. The usual format includes three weird or strange stories from around the world which he gives his take on. It's a humorous change of pace from your typical methodical and starched news podcasts/broadcasts. Other features you can look forward to are his Florida Fridays series, his regular shout-outs to his fans, and he will occasionally play some of the voicemails he receives from his listeners. I encourage you to give it a try!"

"I enjoy Jonesy's humor and insights about the three selections of weird news that he presents to us each day. I get so tired of the same ol' story on every mainstream media outlet and by the time I'm done with them, I'm looking forward to seeing what Jonesy has to bring to our attention and tickle our funny bones with. Florida Fridays are awesome, but really every day is a lot of fun. Good work, Jonesy!"

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Are you a daily listener of Weird AF News? If so, don’t hesitate to show how much you appreciate all the hours that Jonesy sits in a hot closet recording all these weird AF stories for your listening pleasure.

Support the Weird AF News podcast by joining the Patreon. Your small monthly subscription allows me to record, edit and deliver the podcast five days a week. Through the generosity of my patrons I’ve been able to remain highly caffeinated and I even recently purchased a quality microphone for the show. Unlock bonus episodes of Weird AF News, exclusive interviews with weird people, and video series like Weird AF Places. There are various levels of participation in the program but every dollar helps me out.

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