Weird AF News

The only daily weird news podcast

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Weird AF News

Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Florida.

Floridaman pees on $10k worth of Spam in a Sam’s Club. Floridman pulls a gun after argument over mangos.

FLORIDA FRIDAY – Florida woman (and Karen) arrested for off-road tailgating teen on an e-bike. Floridaman Urinates on $10k Worth of Spam and Vienna Sausages at a Sam's Club. Florida attorney general pitches ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ to hold migrants. Argument over mangos ends with Florida man pulling gun. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ – Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Floridaman pees on $10k worth of Spam in a Sam’s Club. Floridman pulls a gun after argument over mangos.
June 20, 2025
No bra, no exam. University does bra checks before a test. Fake dentist did root canals using online tutorials.
June 20, 2025
Shark falls from the sky onto a disco golf course. You can now buy Ozzy Osbourne’s DNA in a can.
June 18, 2025
Male escort is left $1M in widow’s will and family fights it. Influencers flock to Air India crash site for selfies.
June 17, 2025
Rollercoaster riders warned to keep mouths closed because of giant bugs. Half the popular of Dhana is in the Drunkard Association.
June 16, 2025
Naked Floridaman at the gas station pumping his pump. Floridaman called 911 for not getting real “service” at a strip club.
June 13, 2025
Brazilian comedian jailed for jokes about race, weight and gender. Politician removes his clothes, invites citizens on a nude beach trip.
June 12, 2025
Drunk mule-riding Kentucky man unleashed a raccoon inside a bar. Orgasmic meditation cult leaders in trouble for being too culty.
June 11, 2025
Woman sent 2,000 lbs of onions to her ex boyfriend to make him cry. Church apologizes for the naked chicken dancing show.
June 10, 2025
You can’t use your Costco card as your ID, TSA anounces. Protests over goldfish races?
June 9, 2025
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Weird AF News

Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Florida.

Floridaman pees on $10k worth of Spam in a Sam’s Club. Floridman pulls a gun after argument over mangos.

FLORIDA FRIDAY – Florida woman (and Karen) arrested for off-road tailgating teen on an e-bike. Floridaman Urinates on $10k Worth of Spam and Vienna Sausages at a Sam's Club. Florida attorney general pitches ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ to hold migrants. Argument over mangos ends with Florida man pulling gun. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ – Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Floridaman pees on $10k worth of Spam in a Sam’s Club. Floridman pulls a gun after argument over mangos.
June 20, 2025
No bra, no exam. University does bra checks before a test. Fake dentist did root canals using online tutorials.
June 20, 2025
Shark falls from the sky onto a disco golf course. You can now buy Ozzy Osbourne’s DNA in a can.
June 18, 2025
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Support Weird AF News

Are you a daily listener of Weird AF News? If so, don’t hesitate to show how much you appreciate all the hours that Jonesy sits in a hot closet recording all these weird AF stories for your listening pleasure.

Support the Weird AF News podcast by joining the Patreon. Your small monthly subscription allows me to record, edit and deliver the podcast five days a week. Through the generosity of my patrons I’ve been able to remain highly caffeinated and I even recently purchased a quality microphone for the show. Unlock bonus episodes of Weird AF News, exclusive interviews with weird people, and video series like Weird AF Places. There are various levels of participation in the program but every dollar helps me out. 

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