Weird AF News

The only daily weird news podcast

hosted by comedian jonesy!

Weird AF News

Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Florida.

Police find naked man with Vaseline in a Lowe’s display shed. Airline serves white wine to a 3 year old.

Police find naked man in Lowe’s display shed with Vaseline and phone. Airline accidentally serves wine to toddler traveling in business class.Woman divorces husband after ChatGPT reads his coffee grounds and predicts affair. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ – Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Police find naked man with Vaseline in a Lowe’s display shed. Airline serves white wine to a 3 year old.
May 15, 2025
Chimps wipe their butts after sex, study finds. United Arab Emirates first nation to use AI to write laws.
May 14, 2025
Man with STDs infects coworkers after urinating into water cooler. Exploding birds plague a California neighbrhood.
May 13, 2025
Chess is banned in Afghanistan due to powerful Queen. You must be over 21 years old to dine inside this McDonald’s.
May 12, 2025
Floridaman gored by a Bison in Yellowstone Park. Florida woman urinates on a man after stabbing and robbing him.
May 9, 2025
Mother brought Jell-O shots to a 5th grade class party. Woman spent thousands to turn into a cat.
May 8, 2025
Raccoon caught with a meth pipe in the driver’s seat. Tourist impales himself on a spike at the Colosseum.
May 7, 2025
Men are shaving their eyelashes to look more masculine. Hairless robots are taking our fast food jobs.
May 6, 2025
Man sets fire to his own home twice in same night to watch firefighters work. Man lets snakes bit him 200 times for science.
May 5, 2025
Floridaman touched lady realtors’ feet at open house showings multiple times. Floridaman arrested for having three wives.
May 2, 2025
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Weird AF News

Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Florida.

Police find naked man with Vaseline in a Lowe’s display shed. Airline serves white wine to a 3 year old.

Police find naked man in Lowe’s display shed with Vaseline and phone. Airline accidentally serves wine to toddler traveling in business class.Woman divorces husband after ChatGPT reads his coffee grounds and predicts affair. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ – Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Police find naked man with Vaseline in a Lowe’s display shed. Airline serves white wine to a 3 year old.
May 15, 2025
Chimps wipe their butts after sex, study finds. United Arab Emirates first nation to use AI to write laws.
May 14, 2025
Man with STDs infects coworkers after urinating into water cooler. Exploding birds plague a California neighbrhood.
May 13, 2025
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Support the Weird AF News podcast by joining the Patreon. Your small monthly subscription allows me to record, edit and deliver the podcast five days a week. Through the generosity of my patrons I’ve been able to remain highly caffeinated and I even recently purchased a quality microphone for the show. Unlock bonus episodes of Weird AF News, exclusive interviews with weird people, and video series like Weird AF Places. There are various levels of participation in the program but every dollar helps me out. 

Support Weird AF News

Are you a daily listener of Weird AF News? If so, don’t hesitate to show how much you appreciate all the hours that Jonesy sits in a hot closet recording all these weird AF stories for your listening pleasure.

Support the Weird AF News podcast by joining the Patreon. Your small monthly subscription allows me to record, edit and deliver the podcast five days a week. Through the generosity of my patrons I’ve been able to remain highly caffeinated and I even recently purchased a quality microphone for the show. Unlock bonus episodes of Weird AF News, exclusive interviews with weird people, and video series like Weird AF Places. There are various levels of participation in the program but every dollar helps me out. 

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