Floridaman invents the McTweeker breakfast sandwich. Lady stole alligator for birthday photo shoot.
Florida mom leaves child to swim with sharks. Floridaman pulls a gun on faster internet.
Floridaman arrested while crossing the ocean in giant hamster wheel. Lady chokes fiance with feet.
Florida women clog toilet, then battle fast-food employees. Floridaman claims to be the Joker...
Floridaman is "The reason the beer's always gone". Woman poisons her date with cockroach spray.
Florida criminal pours Mountain Dew on herself to "hide DNA" evidence. Woman had stripper dreams.
Florida - where you go fishing and catch cocaine! Schools remove Shakespeare for sexual content.
Florida is Leprosy capital of US. Manager of Florida Chipotle is sleeping with all the husbands.