Florida Friday

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Florida.

Florida lady has lesbian threesome in public pool in front of kids. Man wields machete and demands people buy his meth.

FLORIDA FRIDAY – Florida woman pulled out a gun when she was denied dog adoption. Florida woman walked around outside naked during neighbor's birthday party. Floridaman wields machete and demands people buy his meth at the mall. Florida Woman Arrested After Lesbian Threesome In Public Pool. *See video – https://youtu.be/Ij7p2XFDx6E?si=cDMQ3AbrNuCfBMB0 // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones – Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Florida lady has lesbian threesome in public pool in front of kids. Man wields machete and demands people buy his meth.
August 30, 2024
Florida doctor ignores screaming patients. Bloody Floridaman refuses to leave a plane.
August 23, 2024
Floridaman drives truck through strip club for kicking him out. Man stabs roommate over gas prices.
August 16, 2024
Hurricane blows cocaine onto Florida beach. Lady blames strong winds for failed sobriety test.
August 9, 2024
Woman caught with drugs in bag labeled ‘Bag of Drugs’. Floridaman lassos an alligator for killing the turtles.
August 2, 2024
Florida police order no selfies with the depressed black bear. Floridaman resists arrest while being arrested for resisting arrest.
July 26, 2024
Florida stripper sues to remain a stripper. Florida woman bites flight attendant on United Airlines.
July 19, 2024
Two Florida women, one sandwich. Floridaman shoots himself in groin in front of girlfriend while trying to shoot her ex.
July 12, 2024
Florida crack bears are fair game. Floridaman on a tricycle fights man with machete over lights.
July 5, 2024
Man flies to Florida to attack gamer with a hammer. Floridaman shoots at Walmart delivery drone.
June 28, 2024
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Florida Episodes

For over a year, Florida Friday has been the most popular ongoing segment of Weird AF News. It seems that the fans of the podcast can’t get enough of all the degenerate news that comes out of the state of Florida each week. 

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Florida man arrested for allegedly performing a botched castration surgery on someone off a eunuch fetish website.
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Florida woman was arrested for allegedly putting Easter eggs full of pornographic images and and nonthreatening references to churches in people's mailboxes.
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Florida man caught stealing and having sex with over 100 pool floats, says he did it so he wouldn’t rape anybody this year.

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