Florida Friday

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Florida.

FLORIDA FRIDAY – Floridaman arrested for beating an ATM with a hammer. Florida woman kicks boyfriend in crotch for not taking her to strip club. Florida woman told police crack pipe in her vagina is a sex toy. Floridaman confessed to police that Jesus told him to drive off the pier. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.

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Florida lady says crack pipe inside her is actually a sex toy. Man drove off pier cuz Jesus told him

January 27, 2023

Floridaman shoots another over existence of Heaven and Hell. Iguana falls on man's face during yoga.

January 20, 2023

Florida lady brings emotional support snake on flight. Floridaman combines stabbing with scooting.

January 13, 2023

Floridaman says his genitals were grabbed at massage parlor. Burglars called 911 for help moving.

January 6, 2023

Floridaman attacks cop for waking him then raps. Floridaman breaks into a home to use the toilet.

December 30, 2022

Florida mistress demands BDSM dungeon from the city. Floridaman shot Florida woman for twerking.

December 23, 2022

Floridaman attacks wife with a Christmas tree. Florida woman carjacked her Tinder date.

December 16, 2022

Floridaman robs Walmart with 50 cops inside. School nurse stole all the students' Adderall.

December 9, 2022

Florida woman sues cuz mac n cheese takes 3.5 minutes. Floridaman assaults with a sex toy.

December 3, 2022

Floridaman robs Walmart but claims he owns Walmart. Grocery store allows boozing while shopping.

November 25, 2022

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Florida Episodes

For over a year, Florida Friday has been the most popular ongoing segment of Weird AF News. It seems that the fans of the podcast can’t get enough of all the degenerate news that comes out of the state of Florida each week.

Florida man arrested for allegedly performing a botched castration surgery on someone off a eunuch fetish website.

Florida woman was arrested for allegedly putting Easter eggs full of pornographic images and and nonthreatening references to churches in people's mailboxes.