Florida Friday

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Florida.

Florida woman defecates at the police in order to escape arrest.Florida woman on crack goes on the attack with a skillet and collard greens.

FLORIDA FRIDAY – Florida woman on crack goes on the attack with a skillet and collard greens. Florida woman defecates at the police in order to escape arrest. Florida woman named Juicy Booty attacked teenagers with a baseball bat. Florida woman bites her attacker's penis to escape to safety. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ – Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones – wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

Florida woman defecates at the police in order to escape arrest.Florida woman on crack goes on the attack with a skillet and collard greens.
January 17, 2026
Naked Floridaman robs a meat market. Salvation Army bellringer tried to impale store manager with donation tripod.
January 9, 2026
Best of Floridaman (and woman) – 2025
January 2, 2026
Floridaman shot his son in the face for not visiting his sick mother on weekends. Doctor walked into a Dollar Store freezer and died overnight.
December 20, 2025
Floridaman claims he was teleported into stolen BMW by aliens. Florida woman assaults another with chicken, but which kind?
December 12, 2025
Afternoon group sex in a Winn Dixie parking lot leads to arrest of Floridaman. Man broke into home, sprayed bbq sauce on walls and then lit a fire.
December 5, 2025
Floridaman claims a cockroach told him to kill a couple guys. Florida will allow bear hunting for first time in a decade.
November 29, 2025
Florida woman squeezed boyfriend’s privates until there was blood. Floridaman stole forklift to steal an ATM.
November 21, 2025
Floridaman shoots son over heavy metal music. Naked Florida woman breaks into bagel shop for a shower.
November 14, 2025
Floridaman fires his gun over argument on how many eggs chickens lay. Man threatens to shoot police if they don’t let his wife out of jail.
November 7, 2025
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Florida Episodes

For over a year, Florida Friday has been the most popular ongoing segment of Weird AF News. It seems that the fans of the podcast can’t get enough of all the degenerate news that comes out of the state of Florida each week. 

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Florida man arrested for allegedly performing a botched castration surgery on someone off a eunuch fetish website.
Porn Bunny
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Florida woman was arrested for allegedly putting Easter eggs full of pornographic images and and nonthreatening references to churches in people's mailboxes.
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Florida man caught stealing and having sex with over 100 pool floats, says he did it so he wouldn’t rape anybody this year.

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