Florida Friday

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Florida.

Floridaman crashed his SUV, carjacked a woman, and stole fries from a child at Chick Fil-A. Floridaman arrested for burglary on his way to court to face previous charge of burglary.

FLORIDA FRIDAY – Floridaman performed an intimate act with himself outside his car at a McDonald's in Disneyland. Floridaman arrested for burglary on his way to court to face previous charge of burglary. Florida woman arrested after selling homemade wine out of a cooler at a childrens' soccer tournament. Floridaman crashed his SUV, carjacked a woman, and stole fries from a child at Chick Fil-A.

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Floridaman crashed his SUV, carjacked a woman, and stole fries from a child at Chick Fil-A. Floridaman arrested for burglary on his way to court to face previous charge of burglary.
June 12, 2026
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June 5, 2026
Floridaman tells police he has the right to walk around naked in public. Floridaman finds $1 million on the beach, turns it in to police.
May 29, 2026
Florida woman tried baptize strangers in the Bass Pro Shop aquarium tank. Drunk Floridaman arrested, tried to call his family using his shoe.
May 22, 2026
Floridaman woke up to a burglar touching his crotch and urinating on him. Floridaman teacher arrested for taping child’s mouth shut.
May 15, 2026
Florida woman found up a tree dressed as a squirrel attacked police with acorns. Woman ran over ducklings with a Honda for pooping in her yard.
May 8, 2026
Floridaman Taco Bell employee shoots customers that put soda in water cup. Looks like Sloth World in Florida ain’t happenin’ cuz all the sloths died.
May 2, 2026
Floridaman tried to trade an alligator for tacos at the drive-thru. Florida teacher twerked in front of the class again.
April 24, 2026
Florida woman arrested for twerking for tips at 7-11. Floridaman “gets horny”, drove around exposing himself in boss’s van.
April 17, 2026
Florida woman wrestles a manatee in a bikini at a park. Floridaman goes to job interview, leaves with assault charges.
April 10, 2026
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Florida Episodes

For over a year, Florida Friday has been the most popular ongoing segment of Weird AF News. It seems that the fans of the podcast can’t get enough of all the degenerate news that comes out of the state of Florida each week. 

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Florida woman was arrested for allegedly putting Easter eggs full of pornographic images and and nonthreatening references to churches in people's mailboxes.
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Florida man caught stealing and having sex with over 100 pool floats, says he did it so he wouldn’t rape anybody this year.

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