Florida Friday

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Florida.

Florida woman pleasures herself in public, stated she “just wants to feel good”. Police learn the hard way, you can’t trust “Crooked Jess” with drug money.

FLORIDA FRIDAY – Police arrest a Florida woman for pleasuring herself in public and then stating, she “wants to feel good”. Floridaman accused of attacking his neighbor over a dog feces dispute. A Floridaman smashes multiple properties with a metal pipe after just getting out of jail for killing a swan. Florida police learn the hard way that you can’t trust “Crooked Jess” with money to buy crack. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird
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Florida woman pleasures herself in public, stated she “just wants to feel good”. Police learn the hard way, you can’t trust “Crooked Jess” with drug money.
September 4, 2026
Floridaman punches Chuck E. Cheese employee for stealing his girlfriend. Floridaman exposes himself while working at Steak and Shake.
August 28, 2026
Florida woman bites off her husband’s ear while driving. Florida lady let’s an 11 year old with autism drive her to 7-11.
August 21, 2026
Floridaman caught using a “Whizzanator” in the back of a police car. Floridamen battle with machete and hatchet in a Publix parking lot.
August 14, 2026
Floridaman tries to drown a teen after fighting over lobsters. Get naked with a Floridaman while eating at a steakhouse.
August 7, 2026
Floridaman pulls a gun on his “Sugar Baby” that he met on Tinder. Mail carrier stole 80 cats from customers on her mail route.
July 31, 2026
Floridaman peppersprays children in a pet store for not petting HIM. Woman stabs her friend after arguing about drinking beer in the Uber.
July 24, 2026
Florida granny gets mailed obscene license plate from DMV. Two school principals arrested for DUI in same car on same night.
July 17, 2026
Floridaman dumps feces filled backpack on his ex for cheating. Florida woman arrested for huffing nitrous oxide in back of ridehare.
July 10, 2026
Florida woman denies owning the cocaine found in her butt. Shots fired at Florida Walmart over a parking spot.
July 4, 2026
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Florida Episodes

For over a year, Florida Friday has been the most popular ongoing segment of Weird AF News. It seems that the fans of the podcast can’t get enough of all the degenerate news that comes out of the state of Florida each week. 

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Florida man arrested for allegedly performing a botched castration surgery on someone off a eunuch fetish website.
Porn Bunny
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Florida woman was arrested for allegedly putting Easter eggs full of pornographic images and and nonthreatening references to churches in people's mailboxes.
Inflatable Lover
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Florida man caught stealing and having sex with over 100 pool floats, says he did it so he wouldn’t rape anybody this year.

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