Episodes

Floridaman with stolen motorcycle and meth hidden in his anal cavity. Florida woman bear maced a driver that ran over a chicken.

FLORIDA FRIDAY – Florida woman bear maced a driver that ran over a chicken. Florida receptionist overpaid $400k by her employer by mistake and she spent it. Floridaman arrested with stolen motorcycle and meth hidden in his anal cavity. Florida flesh eating bugs have killed four this summer. // Weird

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Nick Cannon (12 kids/6 different women) launches a relationship advice podcast. 114 year old marathon runner dies after being hit by a car while running.

Nick Cannon, tv host and serial impregnator, is starting a podcast offering relationship and dating advice. 114 year old marathon runner struck and killed by a car in India. Thai woman arrested for blackmailing Buddhist monks with sex videos and photos. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon

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Mother makes bomb threat to stop her married son from taking flight with his girlfriend. Naked American man found partying in the sewers of Bangkok.

Mother calls in a fake bomb threat to the airport to stop her married son from taking a trip with his girlfriend. American couple wins the World Wife-Carrying Championship. Naked American man found in a Bangkok sewer refused help and bit rescuers. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News

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Chimps are putting sticks in their butts to look cool, study says. Elmo’s X account was hacked and the result: very offensive Elmo.

Chimps are sticking grass and sticks in their butts to be fashionable. Hundreds of packages mistakenly shipped to woman’s home by Amazon, leading to her year of hell. Elmo’s (Sesame Street) X account (Twitter) was hacked and then posted very offensive posts. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News

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Floridaman smokes meth and steals train on his birthday. After getting botox in a backyard shed, Florida woman’s face is paralyzed.

FLORIDA FRIDAY – Floridaman pleases himself at a Starbucks. Floridaman high on meth steals a tourist train on his birthday. Florida woman’s face is paralyzed after receiving botox from unlicensed doctor in a shed. Floridaman steals 58 right shows but why? // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon

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Dead body found in a Goodwill donation bin. Billboards offering to buy your crack house seem insulting.

Heathrow airport will play ambiance sound featuring the sounds of an airport throughout the airport. Dead body was found in a Goodwill donation bin. A man put up billboards offering to buy the crackhouses in Cleveland. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy

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New Barbie Doll with Type 1 Diabetes. Belly dancer arrested for being “too seductive”.

National Park in China is hiring”Wildmen” to howl and eat raw food for the tourists. An Italian bellydancer was arrested in Egypt for being too seductive. A New Barbie doll with Type 1 Diabetes hits the market. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy

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Bees attack a whole town in France. Politicians in Spain not allowed to pay for happy endings.

Bees attack an entire town in France, hospitalizing some citizens. Furniture ordered to pay damages over cushions that needed constant fluffing. Spain’s ruling party bans the members from hiring sex workers. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy

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Floridaman threw spaghetti at his mother because she had demons in her head. Floridaman broke into stranger’s home to avoid his angry wife.

FLORIDA FRIDAY – Floridaman opens fire on the garbage truck. Floridaman threw spaghetti at his mother because she had demons in her head. Floridaman breaks into a stranger’s property to avoid his angry wife. Floridaman felon reports his own illegal attempt to barter guns. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird

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