Medical students stumble upon a rare case of man born with three penises. New Zealand airport limits drop-off hugs to 3 minutes. German police bust pizzeria with cocaine on the menu. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy
FLORIDA FRIDAY – Florida woman escapes involuntary drug rehab, steals man’s car and runs him over twice. Floridians beg Publix to bring back the Hurricane Cakes following hurricane disasters. Floridaman confesses to his Uber driver that he was on the way to burn down his friend’s trailer home. Floridaman dressed
Aquarium in China admits their whale shark is actually a robot. Restaurant target of threats after serving reenactors dressed as Nazi soldiers. Court rules calling a man bald could be sexual harassment. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones
Sheriff called deputies for help after Burger King got his order wrong. New mayor takes office in southern Mexico after his predecessor was beheaded. 18 spectators treated for severe nausea in Stuttgart after opera of live sex and piercing. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews –
Woman pleads guilty to trying to smuggle 29 turtles across a Vermont lake into Canada by kayak. Woman known for casting spells arrested by cops who find cooked human body parts in her home. Majority of American houses are haunted according to a survey of homeowners. // SUPPORT by joining
Breakdancers at risk for headspin hole according to doctors. Robot vacuum yells racial slur at family after being hacked. 9-year-old runs over father who was teaching him to drive. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/
FLORIDA FRIDAY – Florida man who strapped his entire house down ahead of Hurricane Milton becomes internet sensation. Meteorologists Get Death Threats as Hurricane Milton Conspiracy Theories Thrive. Tampa man refused to leave sailboat during Hurricane Milton and somehow survived. Florida Sees Spike in People Quitting Their Jobs. Bonus Segment:
Police in Oregon seize bag labeled, Definitely not a bag full of drugs, printed on it and guess what? Full of drugs! Passengers horrified after airline plays explicit movie on every screen. Spirit Halloween is opening Spirit Christmas stores this holiday season. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News
The Earth has captured a second mini moon as a friend. Beer can trash artwork accidentally thrown in the trash by maintenance at a Dutch museum. Burglar jailed after breaking into home and doing household chores for victim. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR
Scorned wife reveals she ate dead husband’s ashes. Stolen Vienna Sausages lead to GA nursing home resident being stabbed in the chest. Washington woman calls authorities after finding over 100 raccoons outside her home demanding food. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy