Episodes

Cocaine Sharks invade Brazil. Father decapitates seagull in front of family.

Cocaine sharks found off coast of Brazil. Jersey father accused of decapitating seagull in front of family. Rapper Snoop Dogg to carry Olympic torch ahead of Paris opening ceremony. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones – Check out

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Plants with offensive names will be renamed. Japan Olympic gymnast sent home for smoking.

Japan’s gymnastics captain out of Olympics for drinking and smoking. Human finger found in driveway and returned to owner. Plants With Racist Names to Be Renamed. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones – Check out the official website

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Florida stripper sues to remain a stripper. Florida woman bites flight attendant on United Airlines.

FLORIDA FRIDAY – Florida stripper sues state over law raising age requirement. Florida woman bites flight attendant on United Airlines. Florida woman flips off camera before plowing car through special needs school. Florida man called 911 about having phony ‘suicidal thoughts’ so he could hitch free ride to Tampa. //

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This illegal Trader Joe’s spice will get you arrested. Melting ice caps are gonna give us a longer weekend.

Melting ice caps slow Earth’s spin and makes the days longer. Museum boss admits Picassos exhibited for 3 years are fakes she painted herself. South Korean airport authorities crackdown on Trader Joe’s bagel seasoning. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  – OR buy Jonesy a coffee

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Young people are getting groped a lot in Japan. World’s largest water balloon fight.

10% of young people in Japan have experience being groped recently. Suspected drug-smuggling tunnel found in Tijuana is so long authorities don’t have enough oxygen to reach other end. California city aims to host world’s largest water balloon fight. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  –

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Too much cocaine is hurting Columbia. Elon offers his sperm for the first Mars colony.

Colombia Faces a New Problem: Too Much Cocaine. Father of 12 Elon Musk Offers His Sperm for Colony on Mars. Police in Southern California warn of hugging robbers. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones – Check out the

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Taco Bell opens a retirement community. Mexico cancels the Greek God Poseidon.

Taco Bell opening ‘retirement community’ in California. Mexico ‘cancels’ statue of Greek god Poseidon after dispute with local deity. Greece’s new 6-day workweek law takes effect. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones – Check out the official website

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Two Florida women, one sandwich. Floridaman shoots himself in groin in front of girlfriend while trying to shoot her ex.

FLORIDA FRIDAY – Naked female Florida inmate tried to jam sandwich into cellmate’s mouth, then bit lieutenant. Floridaman is arrested after stealing beer and forgetting one of his children in the store. Florida woman arrested for making serious threats to the Governor. Floridaman shoots self in groin in front of

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Man broke into pet store to release the animals. Man caught smuggling 100 snakes in his pants.

ANIMALS ANIMALS ANIMALS! – Man wearing pajamas broke into a pet store and released the animals. Prison in Brazil uses geese to guard against escapes. Man in China caught smuggling 100 live snakes in his trousers. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  – OR buy Jonesy

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Porn Passports coming this summer. German city renames itself after Taylor Swift.

Spain’s new ‘porn passport’ is coming this summer. Germany Is Actually Renaming a City After Taylor Swift. Paramedics Advise Not Shooting Fireworks From Your Orifices. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones – Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com

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