Texas daycare being sued by family alleging the staff ran a child fight club. New study shows 1 in 3 Gen Z men haven’t touched themselves in 90 days. 95 year old William Shatner is singing lead vocals in a metal band.
Third person dies of malaria from a mosquito on a plane to Germany. Mother arrested for giving her baby away to a stranger at a Texas bus stop. Man arrested for pepper spraying a moviegoer for cellphone usage in Burbank, CA.
FLORIDA FRIDAY – Female passenger took off all her clothes and engaged in some indecent acts on an American Airlines flight to Miami, Florida. Floridaman arrested after hiding under a couple’s hotel room bed while they slept. Florida mother and son charged with incest after having sexual intercourse on camera “about a hundred times.” Florida woman arrested after husband discovers home video of her having sex with the family dog.
Deputy and his wife were beaten up by Waffle House employees over a parking spot dispute. New study suggests lack of water makes large moon colonies impossible. More people than ever are going to emergency rooms for gambling.
Chinese billionaire has nearly 300 children with US surrogates off Instagram ads. Angry villagers in India tie a cell tower technician to a pole in protest against poor cellular coverage. Backyard dog breeders are trying to trade French Bulldogs for Pokemon cards at trading shows.
Zoo in England apologized for selling tickets to the Child Predator Tour. South Korea built an app for victims of stalking to track their stalkers and watch their approach. Nurse is accused of performing an exorcism on an elderly nursing home resident.
Man has been arrested for sexually abusing a koi fish in Bangkok. Honor student has been suspended for bringing coffee to class. Boomers are attacking traffic lights over deadly weapon conspiracy theories.
FLORIDA FRIDAY – Floridaman arrested for walking around a Target parking lot in a G-String and sneakers. Florida mother arrested after punching her child’s school principal and teacher in their faces. Unlicensed Florida body piercer called the “Piercing Fairy” was jailed for unlicensed operations on clients. Florida woman threw bucket of poop on neighbor she thought was sleeping with her husband.
Entire family in North Carolina exposed to rabid baby goats at a mobile petting zoo. Man posed as pro 49ers NFL player and conned 26 women out of $1.3million. Renaissance festival in MD is banning “Furries” this year because they haven’t cooperated in the past.
Famous influencer “Tiny” Ubiribo dies after botched penis enlargement procedure in Thailand. Political candidate charged with trying to plant cocaine on his opponent in Missouri. Intense Six Flags rollercoaster closed after two riders suffer brain hemorrhages, one still in a coma.