Episodes

Don’t make me impregnate ISIS women! Dolphin Dave in trouble for touching too many dolphins.

Teacher removed for her or his size z prosthetic giant breasts. Man that goes by Dolphin Dave in trouble for harassing dolphins and whales in the ocean. ISIS women ran a human stud farm at a prison. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by

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Couple marries in a the Metaverse, gets free Taco Bell. California city bans balloons in public.

Old man gives out candy to kids on the incorrect Kindness Day. Couple married in the Metaverse. California city bans balloons in public. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird

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Sushi licking kids fooled by AI cameras. 28 girls hospitalized after using Ouija Board at school.

28 girls hospitalized after using Ouija Board at school. Live on a cruise ship for $30k for minimum 3 years? AI cameras help sushi spots catch those licking kids. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show

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Men modeling women’s lingerie in China following a ban. Don’t push your slower friend at the bear!

Parks department instructs everyone not to push their slow friend at the incoming bear. China’s ban on female models leads to men in lingerie online. Drug companies in Canada will sell cocaine and heroin. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and

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Florida lady argues her jailed fetus needs to be released. Stop delivering takeout to eagle’s nest!

FLORIDA FRIDAY – Florida bill would eliminate Democratic Party. Lawyer says jailed pregnant Florida mom fetus illegally detained. Floridaman arrested for dumping all the mattresses on a sidewalk. Floridians keep sending DoorDash food to a bald eagle’s nest. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted

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Man goes to Disneyland 2,995 days in a row. Japan’s birth rate so low due to romance skills?

Man sets world record going to Disneyland 2,995 days straight. Japan birth rates plummet because of no romance? Missing adventurer guy’s body found inside a shark belly. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT

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Man arrested with an 800 year old mummy girlfriend. Robot baristas will soon make us coffee drinks.

Peruvian man found with 800 year old mummy claims it’s his spiritual girlfriend. Insect catapults it’s urine with a it’s butt. Barista robot in South Korea can make 20 coffee beverages and more! // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded

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Bride dies at ceremony and is replaced by younger sister. Future cars could repossess themselves.

Bride has heart attack and dies on the altar and is replaced by her sister in India. Ford proposes future cars will repossess themselves. Drag Queen teaches kids there’s 73 genders and the sex education is quickly canceled. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted

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Penis size is increasing because of pollution. Mexico president shows proof of a crackhead in a tree

Remote kissing device let’s you make out from across the world. President of Mexico claims he has proof of wood elves. Penis size is growing because of pollution. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your

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Florida mom’s OnlyFans gets son suspended. Florida woman pulls a gun over a free cookie.

FLORIDA FRIDAY – Florida school suspends boy for mom’s OnlyFans. Florida bill bans dogs from sticking head out car window. Floridaman uses stolen rental car for DoorDash. Florida woman pulls a gun over a free cookie. Florida man assaults brother over key lime pie. // Weird AF News is the

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