Florida Friday

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Florida.

Naked Floridaman at the gas station pumping his pump. Floridaman called 911 for not getting real “service” at a strip club.

FLORIDA FRIDAY – Floridaman posed as a flight attendant to score more than 100 free flights. Floridaman tried to pay for intercourse at a strip club then called 911 to complain about not receiving services. Ron DeSantis Says Floridians Have Right to Hit Protesters With Cars. Naked Floridaman with a junk pump arrested near Ocala gas station. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones – Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ – Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Naked Floridaman at the gas station pumping his pump. Floridaman called 911 for not getting real “service” at a strip club.
June 13, 2025
Florida woman sprays bear mace at children blowing bubbles. Floridaman gets down with himself at a bus stop, claims he’s Capt. Kirk.
June 6, 2025
Floridaman on meth fights gators, attacks police with garden shears. Floridaman claimed he’s Jesus, kissed a minor in a locker room.
May 30, 2025
Florida mail carrier arrested for drunk driving her delivery route. Floridaman shot his neighbor’s cow 5 times.
May 23, 2025
Florida woman attacks her wife with cheesy nachos. Lady attacks her neighbor with 10 lb bef stick at Walmart.
May 16, 2025
Floridaman gored by a Bison in Yellowstone Park. Florida woman urinates on a man after stabbing and robbing him.
May 9, 2025
Floridaman touched lady realtors’ feet at open house showings multiple times. Floridaman arrested for having three wives.
May 2, 2025
Florida woman poses as ICE, kidnaps ex’s new wife. Floridaman claims he’s Jesus, attacks his Holy Father.
April 25, 2025
Florida women arrested for selling human bones on Facebook. Floridaman named “Cocaine” attacked Subway workers with a knife.
April 18, 2025
Florida principal called student “Sexy Chocolate” as he rubbed her feet. Floridaman denied job interview, throws his urine.
April 11, 2025
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Florida Episodes

For over a year, Florida Friday has been the most popular ongoing segment of Weird AF News. It seems that the fans of the podcast can’t get enough of all the degenerate news that comes out of the state of Florida each week. 

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Florida man arrested for allegedly performing a botched castration surgery on someone off a eunuch fetish website.
Porn Bunny
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Florida woman was arrested for allegedly putting Easter eggs full of pornographic images and and nonthreatening references to churches in people's mailboxes.
Inflatable Lover
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Florida man caught stealing and having sex with over 100 pool floats, says he did it so he wouldn’t rape anybody this year.

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