Florida Friday

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Florida.

Florida woman assaults man with a can of silly string. Floridaman caught with human skull and bones at Tampa airport.

FLORIDA FRIDAY – Passenger caught with skull and human bones at Florida airport. Floridaman stole over 100 manhole covers. You can now carry your gun openly without a license in Florida. Florida woman escort arrested for assaulting man with a can of silly string. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ – Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Florida woman assaults man with a can of silly string. Floridaman caught with human skull and bones at Tampa airport.
September 26, 2025
Floridaman shots roommate for not bringing drugs to the football party. Floridaman in scuba diving outfit robs a restaurant, swims away.
September 19, 2025
Floridaman was refused a foot smell, hits woman with his car. Florida woman squeezed her brother’s privates and choked her mom over a Playstation..
September 12, 2025
Floridaman with no arms stabs a tourist. Floridaman calls 911 to report cocaine in his butt.
September 5, 2025
Florida woman toilet papers neighbor’s car while wearing hotdog costume. Florida fake dentist used Krazy glue on customers’ teeth.
August 29, 2025
Floridaman sprayed disabled children with sprinklers as they got off the school bus. Floridaman arrested for flying a meth-drone into someone’s home.
August 22, 2025
Florida woman exposes herself at a Waffle House, licks manager’s face. Florida teacher drunk drives into a fence between classes.
August 15, 2025
Florida woman posed as a nurse, treated 4,000 patients without license. Floridaman beats up a golfer over slow play.
August 8, 2025
Kids watch in horror as Chuck E. Cheese mascot arrested for fraud. Robotic bunnies deployed in Florida to help fight invasive pythons.
August 1, 2025
Floridaman threatens to kill everyone on the Epstein list. Florida woman welcomed tourists with pepper spray and hotel thievery.
July 25, 2025
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Florida Episodes

For over a year, Florida Friday has been the most popular ongoing segment of Weird AF News. It seems that the fans of the podcast can’t get enough of all the degenerate news that comes out of the state of Florida each week. 

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Florida man arrested for allegedly performing a botched castration surgery on someone off a eunuch fetish website.
Porn Bunny
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Florida woman was arrested for allegedly putting Easter eggs full of pornographic images and and nonthreatening references to churches in people's mailboxes.
Inflatable Lover
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Florida man caught stealing and having sex with over 100 pool floats, says he did it so he wouldn’t rape anybody this year.

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