Florida Friday

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Florida.

Florida woman’s happy endings lead to her unhappy arrest. Floridamen turn frozen iguanas into pizza and tacos.

FLORIDA FRIDAY – Florida couple arrested for taking a 14 year old to the strip club. Florida woman's happy endings lead to her unhappy arrest. Floridamen turn frozen iguanas into tacos and pizza. Florida woman arrested for practicing dentistry without a license AGAIN. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ – Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones – wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

Florida woman’s happy endings lead to her unhappy arrest. Floridamen turn frozen iguanas into pizza and tacos.
February 13, 2026
Florida woman nurse twerks on disabled patients at a rehab. Floridaman throws away $4k worth of meat after finding girlfriend cooking with another man.
February 6, 2026
Floridaman fornicated with a vacuum cleaner in the street. Florida teen attacks her mom with a porkchop.
January 30, 2026
Florida woman orders a Lyft ride and steals the driver’s car. Floridaman attacked man with a ketchup packet.
January 23, 2026
Florida woman defecates at the police in order to escape arrest.Florida woman on crack goes on the attack with a skillet and collard greens.
January 17, 2026
Naked Floridaman robs a meat market. Salvation Army bellringer tried to impale store manager with donation tripod.
January 9, 2026
Best of Floridaman (and woman) – 2025
January 2, 2026
Floridaman shot his son in the face for not visiting his sick mother on weekends. Doctor walked into a Dollar Store freezer and died overnight.
December 20, 2025
Floridaman claims he was teleported into stolen BMW by aliens. Florida woman assaults another with chicken, but which kind?
December 12, 2025
Afternoon group sex in a Winn Dixie parking lot leads to arrest of Floridaman. Man broke into home, sprayed bbq sauce on walls and then lit a fire.
December 5, 2025
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For over a year, Florida Friday has been the most popular ongoing segment of Weird AF News. It seems that the fans of the podcast can’t get enough of all the degenerate news that comes out of the state of Florida each week. 

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