Florida Friday

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Florida.

Floridaman shoots son over heavy metal music. Naked Florida woman breaks into bagel shop for a shower.

Floridaman shoots his son over heavy metal music. Naked Florida woman breaks into a bagel shop to shower. Florida woman drove 107mph to get to a Little Caesar's pizza. Florida woman tries to kidnap boy, claiming he's the ”wrong color” for that grandma. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ – Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones – wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

Floridaman shoots son over heavy metal music. Naked Florida woman breaks into bagel shop for a shower.
November 14, 2025
Floridaman fires his gun over argument on how many eggs chickens lay. Man threatens to shoot police if they don’t let his wife out of jail.
November 7, 2025
Florida teacher gets high in class and offers her vape to her students. Woman hit in the face by a duck on a rollercoaster.
October 31, 2025
Floridaman arrested for stealing recipes from a restaurant. Floridaman threatens to stab neighbor and eat her dog.
October 24, 2025
Floridaman keeps prostitute, punches father. Floridaman attacks strip club manager with a cheeseburger.
October 17, 2025
Florida woman dumps 75 used tampons on her ex’s lawn. Floridaman caught with thermos inside his rectum while at jail.
October 10, 2025
Floridaman tried to post bail using an alligator he claims is also a lawyer. Floridaman kills and eats his own pet peacocks to spite a neighbor.
October 3, 2025
Florida woman assaults man with a can of silly string. Floridaman caught with human skull and bones at Tampa airport.
September 26, 2025
Floridaman shots roommate for not bringing drugs to the football party. Floridaman in scuba diving outfit robs a restaurant, swims away.
September 19, 2025
Floridaman was refused a foot smell, hits woman with his car. Florida woman squeezed her brother’s privates and choked her mom over a Playstation..
September 12, 2025
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Florida Episodes

For over a year, Florida Friday has been the most popular ongoing segment of Weird AF News. It seems that the fans of the podcast can’t get enough of all the degenerate news that comes out of the state of Florida each week. 

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Florida man arrested for allegedly performing a botched castration surgery on someone off a eunuch fetish website.
Porn Bunny
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Florida woman was arrested for allegedly putting Easter eggs full of pornographic images and and nonthreatening references to churches in people's mailboxes.
Inflatable Lover
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Florida man caught stealing and having sex with over 100 pool floats, says he did it so he wouldn’t rape anybody this year.

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