Florida Friday

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Florida.

Florida woman exposes herself at a Waffle House, licks manager’s face. Florida teacher drunk drives into a fence between classes.

FLORIDA FRIDAY – Florida woman arrested for exposing herself at a Wafflehouse and licking the manager's face. Floridaman caught driving 120 mph claims he thought the police were racing him. Florida teacher drunk drove into a fence on school property between classes. Florida's Python Hunting Queen makes history by catching 60 snakes. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ – Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Florida woman exposes herself at a Waffle House, licks manager’s face. Florida teacher drunk drives into a fence between classes.
August 15, 2025
Florida woman posed as a nurse, treated 4,000 patients without license. Floridaman beats up a golfer over slow play.
August 8, 2025
Kids watch in horror as Chuck E. Cheese mascot arrested for fraud. Robotic bunnies deployed in Florida to help fight invasive pythons.
August 1, 2025
Floridaman threatens to kill everyone on the Epstein list. Florida woman welcomed tourists with pepper spray and hotel thievery.
July 25, 2025
Floridaman with stolen motorcycle and meth hidden in his anal cavity. Florida woman bear maced a driver that ran over a chicken.
July 18, 2025
Floridaman smokes meth and steals train on his birthday. After getting botox in a backyard shed, Florida woman’s face is paralyzed.
July 11, 2025
Floridaman threw spaghetti at his mother because she had demons in her head. Floridaman broke into stranger’s home to avoid his angry wife.
July 4, 2025
Floridaman drove his Tesla into a restaurant to charge it. 74 year old Floridaman with a shotgun stole a fire truck.
June 27, 2025
Floridaman pees on $10k worth of Spam in a Sam’s Club. Floridman pulls a gun after argument over mangos.
June 20, 2025
Naked Floridaman at the gas station pumping his pump. Floridaman called 911 for not getting real “service” at a strip club.
June 13, 2025
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Florida Episodes

For over a year, Florida Friday has been the most popular ongoing segment of Weird AF News. It seems that the fans of the podcast can’t get enough of all the degenerate news that comes out of the state of Florida each week. 

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Florida man arrested for allegedly performing a botched castration surgery on someone off a eunuch fetish website.
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Florida woman was arrested for allegedly putting Easter eggs full of pornographic images and and nonthreatening references to churches in people's mailboxes.
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Florida man caught stealing and having sex with over 100 pool floats, says he did it so he wouldn’t rape anybody this year.

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