Don’t masturbate with hand sanitizer, doctors warn. Have you tried “tractor” therapy for the virus?

Please don’t masturbate with hand sanitizer. Belarusian leader proposes tractor therapy for the virus. Report of a lion loose in the streets turns out to be a large dog with weird haircut.
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