Florida lady says crack pipe inside her is actually a sex toy. Man drove off pier cuz Jesus told him

FLORIDA FRIDAY – Floridaman arrested for beating an ATM with a hammer. Florida woman kicks boyfriend in crotch for not taking her to strip club. Florida woman told police crack pipe in her vagina is a sex toy. Floridaman confessed to police that Jesus told him to drive off the pier. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.

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