Floridaman claims drugs wrapped round his penis aren’t his. Lady throws poop at cops, wields machete

FLORIDA FRIDAY – Florida police find two alligators hanging from the window of crashed vehicle at accident. Florida woman jailed after admitting to having cocaine fueled sex with a dog. Machete wielding Florida woman throws feces at police. Floridaman claims the drugs wrapped around his penis don’t belong to him. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.

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