FLORIDA FRIDAY – Floridaman Confronts Son with a Machete for Forgetting His Birthday. Floridaman car dealer carjacks one of his own customers. Lieutenant Dan, the Floridaman, who gained fame riding out the hurricanes on a boat, is arrested. Florida Man Tries To Cut Off and Eat a Karate Teacher’s Toes For Concert Tickets. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ – Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones