The drugs aren’t mine cuz the pants aren’t mine! Man stole beef jerky to go with his bag of heroin.

FLORIDA FRIDAY- Floridaman steals beef jerky then gets caught with heroin. Floridaman tells police the drugs in his pockets aren’t his because the pants aren’t his. Homeless Floridaman lives inside empty sports stadium suite for two weeks. Floridawoman accused of spraying roach killer in husband’s face and hiding cannabis inside her bra. //
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