Florida Friday

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Florida.

Floridaman prisoner escapes to have sex in a Porta Potty. Did a Floridaman really get kidnapped by dolphins?

FLORIDA FRIDAY – Floridaman prisoner snuck away from jail work duties to have sex in a porta potty. Drunk butt-tattoo'd Florida lady gives police Q-tips when asked for driver's license. Floridaman cop stalked and pulled over an actress just to flirt with her. Florida sheriff claims no, a Floridaman was not kidnapped by dolphins and forced to build an underwater city for them.

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Floridaman prisoner escapes to have sex in a Porta Potty. Did a Floridaman really get kidnapped by dolphins?
March 13, 2026
Floridaman throws cremated ashes onto the NASCAR racetrack. Floridaman does other Floridaman things.
March 9, 2026
Floridaman stabbed for denying sex to trans woman because she isn’t Jewish. Floridaman killed trying to invade cuba with his 9 drinking buddies..
February 27, 2026
Pickleball brawl involving 20 players leads to Florida couple’s arrest. Floridaman urinates on boss’s desk and in the chili?
February 20, 2026
Florida woman’s happy endings lead to her unhappy arrest. Floridamen turn frozen iguanas into pizza and tacos.
February 13, 2026
Florida woman nurse twerks on disabled patients at a rehab. Floridaman throws away $4k worth of meat after finding girlfriend cooking with another man.
February 6, 2026
Floridaman fornicated with a vacuum cleaner in the street. Florida teen attacks her mom with a porkchop.
January 30, 2026
Florida woman orders a Lyft ride and steals the driver’s car. Floridaman attacked man with a ketchup packet.
January 23, 2026
Florida woman defecates at the police in order to escape arrest.Florida woman on crack goes on the attack with a skillet and collard greens.
January 17, 2026
Naked Floridaman robs a meat market. Salvation Army bellringer tried to impale store manager with donation tripod.
January 9, 2026
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Florida Episodes

For over a year, Florida Friday has been the most popular ongoing segment of Weird AF News. It seems that the fans of the podcast can’t get enough of all the degenerate news that comes out of the state of Florida each week. 

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Florida man arrested for allegedly performing a botched castration surgery on someone off a eunuch fetish website.
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Florida woman was arrested for allegedly putting Easter eggs full of pornographic images and and nonthreatening references to churches in people's mailboxes.
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Florida man caught stealing and having sex with over 100 pool floats, says he did it so he wouldn’t rape anybody this year.

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