Florida Friday

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Florida.

Florida woman tried baptize strangers in the Bass Pro Shop aquarium tank. Drunk Floridaman arrested, tried to call his family using his shoe.

FLORIDA FRIDAY – Drunk Florida woman arrested with 21 open Fireball Whiskey bottles after crashing her car on a gold course. Floridaman arrested for public intoxication prior to him attempting to call his family using his own shoe. Florida woman detained after attempting to baptize strangers in the Bass Pro Shop aquarium tank. Florida teacher fired after hanging a black doll with a noose in front of the students.

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Florida woman tried baptize strangers in the Bass Pro Shop aquarium tank. Drunk Floridaman arrested, tried to call his family using his shoe.
May 22, 2026
Floridaman woke up to a burglar touching his crotch and urinating on him. Floridaman teacher arrested for taping child’s mouth shut.
May 15, 2026
Florida woman found up a tree dressed as a squirrel attacked police with acorns. Woman ran over ducklings with a Honda for pooping in her yard.
May 8, 2026
Floridaman Taco Bell employee shoots customers that put soda in water cup. Looks like Sloth World in Florida ain’t happenin’ cuz all the sloths died.
May 2, 2026
Floridaman tried to trade an alligator for tacos at the drive-thru. Florida teacher twerked in front of the class again.
April 24, 2026
Florida woman arrested for twerking for tips at 7-11. Floridaman “gets horny”, drove around exposing himself in boss’s van.
April 17, 2026
Florida woman wrestles a manatee in a bikini at a park. Floridaman goes to job interview, leaves with assault charges.
April 10, 2026
Florida woman burns down husband’s home to rekindle relationship. Floridaman drunk drove onto airport runway, tries to steal two planes.
April 3, 2026
Florida woman urinated on furniture and appliances in multiple Airbnb’s. Florida man has Rolex stolen by hooker with “Dream Girl” neck tattoo.
March 27, 2026
Floridaman can still marry his cousin after marriage ban fails to pass. Florida woman refuses to leave her hospital bed 5 months after discharge.
March 20, 2026
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For over a year, Florida Friday has been the most popular ongoing segment of Weird AF News. It seems that the fans of the podcast can’t get enough of all the degenerate news that comes out of the state of Florida each week. 

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