Army of ducks will battle army of locusts. It’s new! It’s Japanese! It’s sliced mayonnaise?

Army of Chinese ducks will do battle with Pakistani locusts. Japan debuts sliced mayonnaise. Man is stabbing women with a semen filled syringe.
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