Luigi Mangione Is Now the Subject of a Musical Theatre Performance. Turkish town of 25,000 gets involuntary high from a 20-ton cannabis burn by authorities. Woodpecker damages more than 20 vehicles in Massachusetts city. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a coffee
Runaway kangaroo on the loose named Sheila shuts down Alabama interstate. High school student performs a DIY exorcism on his math teacher. Neighbors demand answers after ‘rampant masturbation’ takes over Seattle park. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones
Student Rescued From Mt. Fuji Goes Back for Smartphone, Needs Second Rescue. Southwest Airlines passenger allegedly strips naked, poops on plane seat during flight. Australian radio station secretly used an AI host for six months. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a
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FLORIDA FRIDAY – Florida Woman Posed as ICE Agent and kidnapped Ex-Boyfriend’s Wife. Floridaman Claiming to Be ‘Jesus and God’ Shot Dead After Attacking Parents. Floridaman who went to prison for impersonating a cop arrested for doing it again. Floridaman Caught with ‘Bulky Wallet Full of Cocaine’ at Magic Kingdom.
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Ant smugglers arrested in Kenya as government warns of new trafficking trends. Trading card series celebrating the humble lives of middle-aged men is popular in Japan. Man, 84, critically injured after falling from cross during crucifixion reenactment. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy
Chipotle heads south of the border with opening of 1st location in Mexico. TikTok trend for ‘Dubai chocolate’ causes international shortage of pistachios. Texas school district bans Virginia state flag and seal over naked breast. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a
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FLORIDA FRIDAY – Florida man shoots himself in scheme to get a date with coworker. Florida women arrested for selling human remains on Facebook Marketplace. Florida lawmakers warn anyone trying to manipulate weather faces a felony. Floridaman named “Cocaine” attacked Subway employees with a knife. // /SUPPORT by joining the